Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.Life is skittles and life is beer.I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.I do, don't you? 'Course you do.But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.All the world seems in tuneOn a spring afternoon,When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.Ev'ry Sunday you'll seeMy sweetheart and me,As we poison the pigeons in the park.